3/11/2010 4:29AM
I used to dislike nightmares.
Then I woke up out of a good dream.
- FOLLOW[15150]

3/11/2010 4:21AM
I was a counting cracks in the sidewalk kind of kid.

The walk home from school was... really hard."
- FOLLOW[15149]

3/10/2010 5:33AM
Feminists have filthy vaginas that they never ever
wash. This is a known fact and is in the bible.
- FOLLOW[15144]

3/10/2010 3:05AM
Wednesday is a magical cat able to detect any wall
by running into it at high speeds. She may look at
you like she wants you to pick her up and love her,
but all she really wants is food.
- FOLLOW[15143]

3/9/2010 7:47PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK

SHI-
- FOLLOW[15137]

3/9/2010 2:59PM
The world is a happy place. Don't let the media fool you.
- FOLLOW[15135]

3/8/2010 3:53AM
I was having sex with my pregnant wife. I thought
she was extra wet. When I pulled out there was
blood all over my weiner. Turns out she was having
a miscarriage.

- FOLLOW[15131]

3/8/2010 3:38AM
"My frog is an awesome frog!"
- FOLLOW[15130]

3/4/2010 12:34AM
i think that the reason you get the 'munches' is
because the drug has eaten away at an important
part of your brain and your body gets drained and
is like "hey i need that" then your metabolism
goes into gear searching for that nutrient
- FOLLOW[15124]

3/3/2010 6:22AM
"My god is an awesome god!"
- FOLLOW[15122]

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