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3/11/2010 4:29AM I used to dislike nightmares. Then I woke up out of a good dream.
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3/11/2010 4:21AM I was a counting cracks in the sidewalk kind of kid.
The walk home from school was... really hard."
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3/10/2010 5:33AM Feminists have filthy vaginas that they never ever wash. This is a known fact and is in the bible.
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3/10/2010 3:05AM Wednesday is a magical cat able to detect any wall by running into it at high speeds. She may look at you like she wants you to pick her up and love her, but all she really wants is food.
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3/9/2010 7:47PM FUCK FUCK FUCK
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3/9/2010 2:59PM The world is a happy place. Don't let the media fool you.
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3/8/2010 3:53AM I was having sex with my pregnant wife. I thought she was extra wet. When I pulled out there was blood all over my weiner. Turns out she was having a miscarriage.
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3/8/2010 3:38AM "My frog is an awesome frog!"
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3/4/2010 12:34AM i think that the reason you get the 'munches' is because the drug has eaten away at an important part of your brain and your body gets drained and is like "hey i need that" then your metabolism goes into gear searching for that nutrient
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3/3/2010 6:22AM "My god is an awesome god!"
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